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  2. Been a fan from the start and now I am two episodes into season 5.
  3. Have to applaud you BD for recommending 'Bosch'. Well written.....slowly evolving cases. Bosch puts a lid on his inner emotions and deals phlegmatically with everything thrown at him. Even as a subordinate he's always in charge. Just finished 4 seasons. Cheers.
  4. Here's a bonus hour (or 15 minutes maybe): 16 Quick Jokes 1. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl. -------------------------------- 2. How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. -------------------------------- 3, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. -------------------------------- 4. How are tornadoes & marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & in the end you lose your house. -------------------------------- 5. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump & swim are already in the US. -------------------------------- 6. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? The tongue's still in the envelope. -------------------------------- 7. Why did God invent alcohol? So ugly people can get laid. -------------------------------- 8. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" or "house!" -------------------------------- 9. What have women & condoms got in common? Both spend more time in your wallet than on the end of your cock. -------------------------------- 10. How do you make a dog drink? Same as any drink, put it in a blender. -------------------------------- 11. What's got four legs & an arm? A rottweiler. -------------------------------- 12. What do you do if your boiler explodes? Buy her some flowers. -------------------------------- 13. How is pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. (quality) -------------------------------- 14. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. -------------------------------- 15. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! -------------------------------- 16. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. -------------------------------- End There are always two sides of the story. A. Her Story He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at the pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I had promised – but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought that we would go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up, and wondered whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn’t really sure. So, anyway – in the car on the way home I told him that I loved him deeply, and he just put his arm around me. I don’t know what the hell that means because, you know, he didn’t say it back or anything. This really worries me. We finally got home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say that it’s all over between us. Reluctantly, I said that I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes he joined me, and to my surprise, he responded to my advances and we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him – but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don’t know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think that he is seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster. A. His Story Australia lost the cricket. Got a root though.
  5. And it doesn't matter where in the world you are, their rates are crap. The only bigger rip-off than Travelex are airport duty-free shops.
  6. I've yet to see a bra on sale in Thailand without copious foam inserts provided.
  7. I had number 47 happen to me in a beer bar in Chiang Mai. Lovely slim girl with very nice cleavage. Not big but looked good in a low cut top. When she took of her wonder bra in the room there was very little there. But we still had a good time.
  8. Something for everyone, just one third of the way to being gross: 1.What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the Ass & say, "You're next!" -------------------------------- 2. What's the difference between a bitch & a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, & a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. -------------------------------- 3. What's the difference between love, true love & showing off? Spitting, swallowing & gargling -------------------------------- 4. What 3 words do you dread most while making love? "Honey, I'm home." -------------------------------- 5. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse. -------------------------------- 6. What did the gynaecologist & the pizza deliveryman have in common? They both get to smell the goods but neither one can eat it. -------------------------------- 7. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl. -------------------------------- 8. What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full. -------------------------------- 9. How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. -------------------------------- 10, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. -------------------------------- 11. How are tornadoes & marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & in the end you lose your house. -------------------------------- 12. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump & swim are already in the US. -------------------------------- 13. Do you know why women fake orgasm? Because men fake foreplay. -------------------------------- 14. What's the difference between getting a divorce & getting circumcised? When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! -------------------------------- 15. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job. -------------------------------- 16. How do you find a blonde in long grass? Pleasing! -------------------------------- 17. When is a pixie not a pixie? when he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'. -------------------------------- 18. What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself. -------------------------------- 19. How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper? The tongue's still in the envelope. -------------------------------- 20. Which of the following doesn't belong: meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs, & your meat, but you just can't beat a blow job. -------------------------------- 21. What's the difference between a blonde & an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. -------------------------------- 22. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to keep amused. -------------------------------- 23. Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the gypsies to the tip. -------------------------------- 24. Why did God invent alcohol? So ugly people can get laid. -------------------------------- 25. How do you get three little old ladies to say the "F" word? Have a fourth one yell "Bingo!" or "house!" -------------------------------- 26. What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker? Your last blow job. -------------------------------- 27. What's the difference between a woman from Wigan & a walrus? One's got a moustache & smells of fish & the other lives in the sea. -------------------------------- 28. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled 'Coping with 'Darkness'. -------------------------------- 29. Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the guide dog. -------------------------------- 30. What have women & condoms got in common? Both spend more time in your wallet than on the end of your cock. -------------------------------- 31. How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a liquidizer. -------------------------------- 32. What's got four legs & an arm? A rottweiler. -------------------------------- 33. What do you do if your boiler explodes? Buy her some flowers. -------------------------------- 34. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient!! -------------------------------- 35. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it. -------------------------------- 36. How is pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. (quality) -------------------------------- 37. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. -------------------------------- 38. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. -------------------------------- 39. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! -------------------------------- 40. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. -------------------------------- 41. Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. -------------------------------- 42. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract. -------------------------------- 43. Why do Italians wear moustaches? So they can look like their mother. -------------------------------- 44. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. -------------------------------- 45. Did you hear about the new shade of Dulux called "Blonde"? It's not very bright, but it spreads easy. -------------------------------- 46. Why do women have FOREHEADS? So you have someplace to kiss them after they give you a BLOWJOB. -------------------------------- 47. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. -------------------------------- 48. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. End
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  10. Wow......that's 8 baht to the pound difference.
  11. This is turning out to be a great topic. Keep them coming. Sent from my Nokia 6.1 using Tapatalk
  12. Strong dollars are great if you have dollars, but the powers that be in the USA are always doing pretty much everything in their power to keep it weak. That makes US exports more competitive and that’s their main priority. Big corporations. They don’t care about savers. It’s all a great game.
  13. For sale by owner: Originall owner, kawasaki KSR 110, 7,800 km for sale, green book. just serviced, Tax and Ins paid until 2020. Custom rear passenger pegs. Very well taken care of, must see to appreciate. 17,500 ONO. Email: brian7seas@yahoo.com Tel: Eng 087 134 6605 Thai 085 213 9457
  14. This was at Heathrow on Friday - robbing bastards!!
  15. Last week i checked the forecast for the pound/baht.It predicts that the pound/baht in 2022 will be in the mid 30s.If you can get 42 or 43,take it,or hope brexit will not happen.
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  17. What colors? The image seems simple black and white to me. Maybe I need to look again without undressing her with my eyes.
  18. Terrible colour coordination.....two different shades of green and two different shades of blue in the five articles of clothing she has on. But I'd still fuck her as long as she didn't want more than 1500 bhat.
  19. She is cracking a smile along with a bit of a smirk. Tough to pull that look off. Talk about a woman that knows what she's got.
  20. Somebody said this photo was funny, but I can't seem to see it....
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