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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help t

Didn't stop by yesterday to get the usual picture. Was on the bike and rain was making life difficult.

I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO'S Yesterday I was at my local Tesco's store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it

I like that....Sort of double edged....... Reminds me of France's most voted for joke....... "Dog walks into a telegraph office and asks if he can send a telegram to a friend of his, and gives his friend's address........ Amazed at a speaking dog the telegrapher says, "Of course sir......Let me take down your message.' "Thank you says the dog and dictates:.....'Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof.' The telegrapher counts up and says helpfully, "That's 9 woofs sir.....You can have one more woof for the same price" The dog gives him a quizzical look.....and sa

It's close enough. 39.72 at the TT near Bodega bar an hour or so ago.

Just spent 12 days at VT6 booking through Honeys without any problems. Would recommend - Paid 1,700 per day.

View Talay 6 next to Central Festival. Prices range anywhere from 1,000 - 2,200 baht. 48sq M. apartments. Has pool and security and cleaning can be daily, weekly or anything in between. Several different agencies within the complex renting rooms. Shop, laundry, cafe and massage within the complex. I stay there for 2 or 3 weeks at a time. KM

A few pictures from the event taken last Wednesday.