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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of

Did you hear the one about this man from West Virginia who came home and found his wife packing her bags? When he asked her what she was doing, she said, "I'm leaving you! I just found out that you were a pedophile!" The man responded, "Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

A priest decides to go for a walk downtown. He ends up in a bad hood and gets approached by a hooker. She asks him " hey father, want a bj ... twenty bucks?" The priest gets flustered and heads back to the church. He sees a nun and asks her "Sister, what's a Bj?" She replies "twenty bucks, same as downtown."

My brother visited last year. Loves German food so Naklua restaurants were going to be a treat. He ordered Nuremburg Sausages with German potato salad. I should steered him to the Brats as i thought the price was a bit low. "Bill, they are fucking hot dogs!" And not very good ones. Redemption came later with 1/2 roast duck, dumplings ,potato and Red Cabbage. 499baht.

Showing a bit of ignorance there, Brits would never have hot dogs for breakfast. If I recall even MM thought it heinous. You get the butterflied and deep fried ones here with an 'American breakfast,' truly disgusting!

It seems breakfast is not one of your talents. Eather stay in bed and avoid it, or follow the breakfast rules adhered to by the civilised world. 1. Breakfast to be conducted at a low volume. Shouting "HEY BURT WHAT THE FRICKIN FRICK IS THIS? " in the buffet queue is unacceptable. 2. There may well be people around with hangovers. They will certainly stick to rule 1. Unless confronted by a confused loud person who. Instead of getting on with breakfast in a quite orderly manner, is now holding everyone up to take buffet pictures. Then you may hear a quiet. "Twat" being aimed in your

Looks good. Probably leftovers from the day before, all stir fried like you would do with 'bubble and squeak'. I have often had such things in Thai breakfast offerings at hotels, and it generally is the best thing on offer. Certainly better for you than those red dicks next to it.?

It really depends what you want..... with a condo you usually get a bigger pool, a gym, your more likely to hangout with your neighbours rather than just pass the time. You can just lock your condo and go explore the country without too many worries But a house is more people’s idea of a home

Location is important. I lived in this View Talay 6 studio for 2 years. It was paradise before the building filled up with the Airbnb crowd, then lost it’s sense of community, hardly anyone was living there when I moved in. Who wants to live in a hotel? Size was not an issue, who wants to pay a/c for a larger place when you’re living alone (some nights), and I rarely watched TV on the balcony (26th floor, Walking Street side), but I could lie in bed and watch the fireworks over Buddha Hill and see Walking Street from the balcony. The landlord wants 35,000 for this studio now. I moved to B

Only if you swallow.

I entered "Fuck knows" in the google translator and got "เพศสัมพันธ์รู้" as the translation. ? That helps though. Thanks.

Those red dicks are to appease Brits who have hot dogs and the like for breakfast.?

Greetings Monkeywatchers, and core coon crap for joining us in the arduous task of trying to find something to talk about when there’s bugger all going on. Roll on July 1 so we can start moaning again. Holidaymakers are respectfully reminded that even though coronavirus restrictions are being eased, social distancing measures must still be strictly followed. In order to ensure compliance, patrons of bars should be aware that they will only be allowed to take girls back to their rooms if they are accompanied by a police officer. To help facilitate this, larger beds are being installed in a