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Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.

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A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, due to a recent car accident, he had lost both both his arms and legs.

During the afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him, each feeling sorry for this poor man.

The first woman asked, "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman asked, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman asked, "Have you ever been fucked?"

The man said "No"

She said: "You will be when the tide comes in."

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