the best joke

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*This joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized

in Britain and was sent by an Indian.***

 

Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer

and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in

turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three

more.

 

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in

the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Banta

Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the

other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we

promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank

together."

 

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

 

Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same

way:

He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and

orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender

says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my

condolences on your great loss."

 

Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye

and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers

are alive"

"Only thing is, I just quit drinking"..