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THE 5 BEST THINGS ABOUT PATTAYA


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1. I can ride a rented motorcycle to my death, at a very high speed

 

2. all the lasses fancy me (they almost all call me hansum man)

 

3. i can walk down the street with a large bottle hieny in my hand in broad daylight and no one seems to notice

 

4. the pristine clean water (err, at least on Koh Lahn)

 

5. if I get drunkenly beligerant in the evening, then I am just like everyone else and no one seems to notice

 

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1) It's full of tourists that don't know any better

 

2) You can sit and watch tourists do stupid things

 

3) You can watch tourists fall for the "scams"

 

4) You can watch 300lb men walk around in nothing but spedo's and flip flops

 

5) The smell of the open sewers

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1. I had a bad rep in BKK + CM due to my drinking excesses..Nobody knows me here so it's a fresh start.

2. Farang food that is not rice or Fufu ( African maize stodge)

3. Soooo many bars. This is my natural habitat.

4. Filling up with seafood from Naklua market to take up coutry..

5. Eating Lobster + drinking wine with my beautiful Thai wife.

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1. The beautiful women

2. The great drinking joints

3. The prices of most things (Well the important things at any rate)

4. The baht bus

5. Stealing the staff from FLB

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1 Being attractive to attractive women

2 The fact it is heaven on earth

3 The many ways to relieve stress, especially a 2 hour oil massage

4 Being cheap and having a great time

5 My tgs face and willingness to make me a very happy man

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1. The fact that most people know how to smile - unlike the U.K.

 

2. That people are mainly prepared to take time out to chat - again unlike the U.K. where everyone is chasing the next £ and see everyone else as a target for their own enrichment and have no time or inclination for a friendly chat.

 

3. The weather

 

4. Wonderful foot massages

 

5. Attention from beautiful ladies that do not have attitude

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