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I will start with the current ones:

 

 

 

Apparently all the jockeys at the horse racing this weekend will be wearing black armbands in homage to Michael Jackson …

 

He has successfully ridden more 3 yr olds than any of them!

 

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Reportedly Michael Jackson's last words were.....

 

"Quick take me to the children's hospital."

 

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

 

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

 

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

 

There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

 

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1: Michael Jackson did not have a heart attack. Apparently, he went to LA children's hospital and had a stroke.

 

 

 

2: New reports indicate Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating some 12 year old nuts.

 

 

 

3: Michael Jackson's dying wish was to have his ashes scattered through a bowl of cornflakes, just so he could go through the ar5e of little children one last time.....

 

 

 

4: Conspiracy theory is that he was hit by... no, he was struck by..... a smooth criminal

 

 

 

5: Cause of death:

 

a. sunshine?

 

b. moonlight?

 

c. good times?

 

d. boogie?

 

 

 

6. McDonalds are launching a commemorative burger: a 50 year-old piece of meat between two 5 year-old buns.

 

7. Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,

the first asks the second what they should try first.

To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

 

 

8. Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

 

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

 

9. The coroner is saying he could have died of food poisoning..........................he recently ate a 9 year old wiener

 

 

10. Whats the difference between michael jackson and sir alex fergurson?

 

ferguson will still have giggs in august!

 

 

 

11. Isn't it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm

Where the big hand touches the little hand...

 

 

:D

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Jackos ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital, looks like he is STILL trying to put the willies up small kiddies......

 

First question Michael Jacksons family asked the undertaker:

Do you take plastic?

 

Mchael Jackson has died.

Drugs may have been involved.

Class A drugs found in the living room.

Class B drugs found in the bathroom.

Class 4C found in his bedroom

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He touched so many people......... so many young people.

 

What a coincidence Farah Fawcett & Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors, the other played with minors!

 

Now thats classic!!!

 

" Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is made of 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change!!!"

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