You know you're from Arizona When......

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You Know You're From Arizona When...

 

> >>>You notice your car overheating before you drive it.

> >>>

> >>>You no longer associate bridges or rivers with

> >>>water.

> >>>

> >>>You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.

> >>>

> >>>You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees

> >>>without flinching.

> >>>

> >>>You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and

> >>>it will be over 100

> >>>degrees.

> >>>

> >>>You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to

> >>>drive your car, because

> >>>your steering wheel is so hot.

> >>>

> >>>You can make sun tea instantly.

> >>>

> >>>You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can

> >>>use your fireplace.

> >>>

> >>>The best parking is determined by shade.....not

> >>>distance.

> >>>

> >>>You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.

> >>>

> >>>Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the

> >>>hot one.

> >>>

> >>>It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and

> >>>yet all the streets are

> >>>totally empty of both cars and people.

> >>>

> >>>You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

> >>>

> >>>No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.

> >>>

> >>>You see two trees fighting over a dog.

> >>>

> >>>You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're

> >>>laughing funny

> >>>

> >>>You see more irrigation water on the street than

> >>>there is in the Salt River

> >>>

> >>>You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves

> >>>

> >>>You can pronounce"Saguaro", "Tempe", "San Xavier",

> >>>"Canyon de Chelly",

> >>>Mogollon Rim", and "Cholla"

> >>>

> >>>You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"

> >>>

> >>>You can fry an egg on the hood of a car IN THE

> >>>MORNING!

> >>>

> >>>You hear people say "but it's a DRY heat!"

> >>>

> >>>You buy salsa by the gallon.

> >>>

> >>>Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00

> >>>paper bags.

> >>>

> >>>You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

> >>>

> >>>All of your out-of-state friends start to visit

> >>>after October but clear out

> >>>come the end of April.

> >>>

> >>>You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is

> >>>clever.

> >>>

> >>>Most of the restaurants in town have the first name

> >>>"El" or "Los."

> >>>

> >>>You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a

> >>>beautiful yard.

> >>>

> >>>Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile

> >>>roof.

> >>>

> >>>Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in

> >>>the summer.

> >>>

> >>>Most homes have more firearms than people.

> >>>

> >>>People who have black cars or black upholstery in

> >>>their car are

> >>>automatically assumed to be from out of-state or

> >>>nuts.

> >>>

> >>>You know better than to get into a car with leather

> >>>seats if you're wearing

> >>>shorts.

> >>>

> >>>You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back

> >>>for seconds.

> >>>

> >>>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to

> >>>other friends from Arizona.

> >>>