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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso..

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

 

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Edited by Thailand_New

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1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

 

The Post office uniform I wore once looked like a police uniform at glance so I would ride up behind them and flash my head light and they pull over and I keep riding.

 

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that

 

I work at the Post office and when I work on the counter I am suppose to ask if you want stamps etc but I say fries, I don't get asked work on the counter so it works for me its a great place to work if it weren't for the customers.

 

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso..

 

Something similar! Worked for a few years with a group of people some would want lite milk or specific amount of sugar.

I all ways made the coffee with full cream milk and 1 sugar and not once did one of say it was different use to laugh when statements were made that so and so allways has to have lite and can't stand full cream (will you've been drinking it for years).

 

I have black coffee with a little cold water instead of milk but not one of them could get it right, so I always made my own.

Which turned out to be good because one of the guy's that didn't drink coffee but always volunteer to make the coffee confessed to me he always put a drop of dish washing liquid in the coffee and know one said anything.

 

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

I have done this at the casino. Also when we were in Japan you pay for your food out the front of the shop and when we got our change, we both carried on like won, we did get a smile from the staff.

 

I am scared of flying but I just work through it, once coming in to land at Changi Mi on a Thai airways flight it was a bit bumpy so I stuck my hands in the air started singing "stick hands in air if you just done care" got a few looks. :yikes:

Edited by aussiechic

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I'm gona try that Zoo one lol

 

You do realise that's your own OP you're commenting on ? :D

You seem to be a hell of a rush to get your post count up up up !

 

Most of the questions you are asking as an newbie have already been asked a dozen times before, so just use search !

 

Sorry, My turn to apologise as I've just remembered which section we're in ! ( no flaming )

 

I've now wound my neck in, :D

 

 

cheers rogero :D

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i'm gonna try the pageing one ..that sounds a hoot, being from the west country and working in southern england they will know its me easy haha

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