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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..

He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him


Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.... The

father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him

on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue

business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and

sipping a cup of coffee..

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,

neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her

seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold

of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at

first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!! After a few

seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the

10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father

and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the

father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've

never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are

you a doctor? "


'No,' the woman replied.

I'm with the Inland Revenue..'

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