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Traffic Warden Joke(especially if you've ever tried parking in Brighton(UK)

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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's

funeral, a voice from inside screams:


"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"


The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and



"Too late Sir, I've already done the paperwork"

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Why, what else would you notice? You're so coarse Millimeter!


It's little, foolish things like a 'smile' that can remind you of someone......so special.


How does the song go?.....


"The lipstick stains around that old.. french-letter

The dose of syphillis that won't... get better

The night we.... spewed our rings.........These foolish things......Remind me of you!"


Great avatar.........Great smile......OK GREAT TITS!

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