KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

[MM 6,562]

 

 

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

(the actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is blonde and a democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

 

[Chang_paarp 253]

Didn't Mythbusters do this story some time ago?

 

Search YouTube.com for Mythbusters biscuit bullet and you will get a story from about 5 years ago.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nCaNNRD1Ckc

Edited June 5, 2016 by Chang_paarp

[MM 6,562]

Didn't Mythbusters do this story some time ago?

 

Search YouTube.com for Mythbusters biscuit bullet and you will get a story from about 5 years ago.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nCaNNRD1Ckc

Wet blanket!

 

Oh well.

[Chang_paarp 253]

Doesn't change the blonde and Democrat status of the subject.

[BigusDicus 9,413]

Boink Mythbusters, I like it!

[atlas2 4,329]

Crumbs!!

[Bushcraft 2,459]

Someone's bound to want to make dough out of this!

[gs joe 1,748]

Not her fault she's just bread that way ,

 

Joe

[atlas2 4,329]

."..........but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid."

 

 

Poor girl.......

 

She must have worried why everyone was a wafer so long.

[midlifecrisis 3,995]

If she is a blond and a Democrat, how could she know she had brains?

 

Is Mythbusters still airing new episodes?

 

They have helped destroy some great urban myths and prove some as possible.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpX1riSTeJc

[Chang_paarp 253]

If she is a blond and a Democrat, how could she know she had brains?

 

Is Mythbusters still airing new episodes?

 

They have helped destroy some great urban myths and prove some as possible.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpX1riSTeJc

Mythbusters are shooting, or have just shot the last series.

[ttk 236]

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/hsblog/2007/07/tale-of-killer-biscuits.html

 

 

Story has been around for years.

[Big_Brian 179]

Doh! ?

[keyman 1,325]

Doh!

 

 

Don't you mean 'Dough!!'

 

 

KM