Mixed Emotions...

[BigusDicus 9,418]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

 

The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is an absolute bunch of
crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad
at the same time."

 

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

[MM 6,562]

Recent variation I read was "You have a bigger dick than your brother".

 

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[jacko 8,578]

Reminds me of 'Chinatown' and the line 'You are screwing just like a Chinaman'.....

[BigusDicus 9,418]

Great movie. I remember the joke!