Bar Humor

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Hey guys Kev here can I get my members post back as it seems you can't send emails to kevinlynch65@iinet.net.au for me to verify please.

Jacko pm me if you like thanks

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The truth hurts

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Going for broke.

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Sniff this one

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Three chairs for the Irish

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And I thought it was about blow jobs but this is Pattayatalk after all

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The facts of life in few words

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In Thailand this is a Bolter!

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Women's Liberation is a bit over the top.

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Beatles or Sugar Hill Gang?

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Groan!

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Groan mark 2

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The perfect woman is hard to find!

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who without missing a beat, brings with him another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”

The guy says, “I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

 

 

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Been there, done that ...

 

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Cannot wait to try this line ...