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Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet

A: Valets don't forget where they park your

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye

A: On their

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember

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