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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag... 'Damn!' says the little old lady ... 'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my garden backs up to the