Fontane

5 secrets of a perfect relationship? 1.It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who would never lie. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed. 5 It's absolutely vitally important that these four women don't know each other.......

There is nothing worse than looking down after sex and seeing a broken condom hanging off your willy especially when you wern't wearing one when you started..........