Mr_Lopez

This thread is insanely funny because it is actually true. One of the many and my favorite (that hasn't been posted yet - I've got many of the above) that I actually got. "Please send money for fertilizer for mother's farm" My response was like "So let me get this straight, you want me to send money to buy shit, right?" "Please trirak, I love you to much"

Gonzo - please don't send the money Pattaya and nice girls - hmm, I only want bad girls in Pattaya (in the Mae West tradition). Having said that, I've dated the hotel receptionist and a girl I picked up working at the mall. You always have to convince them that you're not there for mongering. And still, they don't believe you but it is possible. So I always would take them out to a resturant and be sure to bring them home by 1PM (often they live at home and have a curfew anyway) and then run over to Walkabout street or elsewhere for the naughty. Just don't take them to the Mari