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glitterman

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About glitterman

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    United Kingdom

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    royalglitter@hotmail.com
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    Disneyland, Pattaya
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    Taking peoples breath away by amazing them with my creations
  1. Thank you for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. [As seen on T.V.] Used correctly this 'Glitterman' product should give you hours of enjoyment. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back yet again and gives you; PARABLE 759498574563247898210847665647935493475667505848756732163745057064756, Parable of the Cheese from the Moon, yet again. ........................And so, slowly cycling along beach road one day the Great Golden Glitterman did happen to see a policeman come running up towards him shouting, "Save us O Gleat Golden Glitterman fowa evelyday about dis time two huge se
  2. Thankyou for choosing this Glitterman product. Should you not be entirely satisfied with this Glitterman product, then you have 5 minutes to decide whether to change it for any other Glitterman product, only in the 'Glitterman Speaks about,' range. Must show your receipt first. No receipt, no change. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back yet again and gives you; PARABLE 76869084575487669878776574576744967845 Parable of 'The cheese from the moon'....yet again. .........And so, slowly cycling along Pattaya Beach road one day, the Golden Glitterman did happen to see many Thai pe
  3. Thank you for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. while every care has been taken for detail. The ingredients of this 'Halloween treat' may leave you with a nasty after taste. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back yet again, and gives you; PARABLE FROM THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS OF THE CHEESE FROM THE MOON, 666. ................And so, slowly cycling along Pattaya's Beach Road on Halloween day, the Golden Ones face did happen to start twitching uncontrollably. Just then he happened to see a man come running towards him saying, "Hello O Great Golden Glitterman," Said the man,
  4. Thankyou for choosing this Glitterman product. Collect all forthcoming 25,000 articles in the 'Glitterman Speaks About' range. Print them out to keep, or exchange them with your friends, fiends or foe. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back yet again and gives you; PARABLE 8457598754239657435691745054375677574357276945624395690752345234579876924378563475627845745656437898 85357 Parable of the 'Cheese from the Moon'...again. .............And so, slowly cycling along Pattaya Beach Road one day, the Great Golden Glitterman did happen to start thinking, "Just as my beautiful
  5. Thankyou for choosing this Glitterman product. Should you not be entirely satisfied with this Glitterman product, then please send the contents in its original box back to Glitterman productions, along with your original receipt......What?.....No receipt......TOO BAD. The almighty and Powerful Wizard is back yet again, and gives you; PARABLE 8574509534i58889865895568978746594205870507267856915649875628795617845689475748568664657545775745 The parable of 'The cheese from the Moon'....yet again. ..........And so, slowly cycling along Beach Road one day, the Great Golden One did hap
  6. . . . . . . Thank you for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. 'Nuts from Mars' should reach you in a satisfactory condition, and fulfill your questionable expectations. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back and gives you; PARABLE 7680947835786540878790605699520080195854768760986675858848849687764992, The Parable of Nuts from Mars. ....................And so, cycling slowly along Beach Road one day, the great Golden Glitterman did happen to see the Chanel 7 News team, "Mr Golden Glitterman, a few question please," Said the interviewer, "Is it true that your author, k
  7. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Thank you for choosing this Glitterman product. This product was made in Thailand, so you may find the top head part missing or defective. The almighty and Powerful Wizard is back yet again, and gives you; PARABLE 94782647599873610048733647987365278476777365 Parable of the 'Cheese from the moon'....yet again. ................And so, cycling along Pattaya's Beach Road one day, the Great Golden Glitterman did happen to see 30 Thai Army tanks standing still in the road, with all thei
  8. Thankyou for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. CONGRATULATIONS if you can get to the end. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back again and gives you; PARABLE 1746066632487081. The Parable of the 'cheese from the moon'....yet again. .............And so cycling along Beach Road one day, the Golden Glitterman did happen to see beautiful golden haired lady stop him and say, "I love you, I really love you, and I love what you write on the forums, I am going to bake you a lovely cheese cake as I know you like cheese. I only have one question; why do you never reply on the foru
  9. Thankyou for choosing this Glitterman product. You have made the right choice. Quality is far super seeded by quantity here. The Almighty and Powerful wizard is back and gives you; PARABLE 53521817. The Parable of the cheese from the moon again. ...........And so the Golden One having run out of cheese from the moon decided to visit the moon again and get some more moon cheese. "This time i shall inquire about visa requirements". he thought. So the Golden One went to talk to Pattaya Immigration in Jomtien. "Hello Mr Immigration man, I intend to visit the moon shortly to bring b
  10. Thankyou for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. If for any reason you should not be entirely satisfied with the effect of this visual sleeping pill, then re-click on this post and read it again and again until it works, thus bumping up my 'VIEWS' counter. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back again with this parable; PARABLE 479384. The Parable of the cheese from the moon.....Yet again. ..............And so cycling slowly along Beach Road one day, the Golden Glitterman did happen to see absolutely nobody come running out for him to save. "Nobody needs saving today". The
  11. Thankyou for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. Should you not be completely satisfied with this 'Glitterman' product then, too bad, too late, you have already bumped up my 'views' counter.....Ha ha ha. The Almighty and powerful Wizard is back again.......Whats that you say?......I am supposed to be dead, never to return? In my land of cartoon fantasy ANYTHING is possible. If you dont like that excuse then sue me. My address is; Glitterman, 007 Goldielocks house, Soi Goofy, Disneyland Pattaya. PARABLE 47935; The Parable of the cheese from the moon....yet again. ........
  12. Thankyou for choosing this Glitterman product....., NO Guaranty, NO Receipt, NO Refund, NO Sense. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back AGAIN, with some more of the same same INSANE, what a great poet i am in all this wind and RAIN. So here it is, yet another for you to speed read or abandon after this line; PARABLE 3496; The parable of the cheese from the moon....yet again. ...........And so cycling slowly along beach road one afternoon. The Great Golden Glitterman did happen to see a beautiful ferang lady smile and wave to the Golden One and say, "O Great Glitterman, i
  13. Thankyou for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. Every effort has been taken to satisfy, however huge defects can occur and are present in the author. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with the second helping in this parable horror double bill. I shall call this one...eeerrr...... PARABLE 2, The parable of the 'Cheese from the moon' again. ..........And so slowly cycling along Beach Road nibbling a piece of cheese from the moon a man rushed out to stop the Great Golden One saying; "Please help me O Great Golden Glitterman for my good wife is drowning in the sea, you a
  14. Thankyou for choosing this 'Glitterman' product. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with this parable to help you through the DAY, for i am the Glitter of Golden light and i will show you the WAY, Let us PRAY, what a darn good poet i am i have to SAY. PARABLE 1; The parable of 'The Cheese from the moon'. ............And so cycling happily along Beach Road one afternoon, the Great Golden Glitterman did see a Thai lady come running towards him with her arms outstretched, ' Ooooohhh yet another fan wants my autograph', thought the Golden one. "Please help O Great Glitterm
  15. The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with this article [D], from ME, bored yet are YE, well you will BE. [what a great poet i am and all] Just like Soi Buakao another interesting road is South Pattaya Road. Interesting at least from the sea to the junction of Third road. On this road you can drive by very closely to a crowded food market and see many Thais squashed together tightly, which, just like picking their noses in public seems to be a national past time for them. Having no sinful beer bars, 3rd road is an excellent road for shopping on. I am a frequent visitor to 'Friendsh
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