Alabama
Hell Yes, we Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
But it's a Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything,
[or 'Thank God for Mississippi'].
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Except The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Lee