I sneak away a couple times a year from my Indonesion wife by telling her I have to go back to Oz for tax reasons where actually I head to Pattaya or the Phillipines.
She may ask why she cannot go so I solve that by saying I cannot afford a two way ticket but I will give her the money for a one - way ticket so she can go shopping.
Now the best thing that has happened is I purchased heR a little dog named Maggie ( instead of providing her with a child ) well this dog is always by her side and the Missus
now says that we cannot go on holiday together as the dog will fret.
"THERE