Bird Flu

[f308gt 0]

A bear a lion and a chicken are arguing about who is the most scary to humans

 

the bear states I only have to growl and I instill fear into anyone witin 100 metres

 

the lion laughs, I roar and anyone within 2 miles turns to jelly

 

to this the chicken says, Thats fuck all - I only have to cough and the whole world shits itself..........

[friendlyric6411 0]

I Phoned the misses up . told her that bird flu had reached England, and that it was attacking old birds first. told her just phoned to see if she was o k.