The Bliss of Marriage

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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.

 

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.

 

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

 

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

 

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

 

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

 

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire : " A Billionaire"

 

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

 

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."