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As told by Bernard Manning ..........

Four squaddies got captured by the Iraqis, they were a Englishman, a Scot , a Welshman & an Irishman ,

All 4 were told they was to be shot and given a final request ......

Welsh guy asked for a Choir of 1000 singing " Land of my Fathers "

Scotch Guy wanted a 100 piper band playing " Flower of Scotland "

Irish Guy wanted 100 dancers doing "Danny Boy " riverdance style

When they asked the English Guy what he wanted ? his answer was ........

" For Gods sake, Shoot Me 1st !!! "

 

RIP Bernard !

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Good one.

 

That reminds me of a Dave Allen sketch from many years ago.

 

A guy facing the firing squad was given one last request. He asked his guard to sing a certain song, but his singing was so bad that the firing squad shot him instead.

 

Alan

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