TWO OLD MEN [Could this happen in Pattaya?]

[pcdodger 2]

TWO OLD MEN

 

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS

AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

 

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL

 

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS

AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST

TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

 

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

 

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

 

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'

 

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

 

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER'

 

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

 

'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE DICKENS WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'

 

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE

HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW...

 

TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'

 

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The two men had a mate with them He to said his lady was Ok, But one problem her nose keept running , just as they go out the door they heared someone shout , Change number 3 she is full up

[Anthony 2]

HA HA HA HA