Windscreen Bug

[pcdodger]

A man and a woman were driving down the road,

arguing about his infidelity when suddenly the woman reached

over and cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the window.

 

 

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old

daughter. The girl was chatting away to her father when all of

a sudden the penis splattered into their car windshield, stuck

for a moment, then disappeared over the roof.

 

 

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what

was that?'

 

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his

little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father

replied, 'It....it was only a bug, Honey.'

 

The

daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a

moment said.................

 

'Had a big dick, didn't it?'