WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES

[Ergodyne]

Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Lord (Mandy) Mandelson are sitting in a pub. A bloke walks in and asks the landlord, 'Isn't that Brown and Mandy sitting over there?'

 

The Landlord says, “Yes, that's them.”

 

So the bloke walks over and says, “What are you two doing in here? Shouldn’t you be in London fixing the economy?”

 

Brown says, “ No! We're doing a much more important job. We’re planning World War III.'

 

The bloke says, “Really? What's going to happen?”

 

Mandy says, “Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”

 

The bloke exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits?

 

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Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

 

Mandy turns to Brown and says, “See! I told you. No one will give a shit about the 140 million Muslims.”

[Guest gauge]

You know the fucked up thing is that its about 99% true.....

The other 1% are probably muslims in which the other 99% of them would kill themselves.....