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Foreign Language NIGHTMARES... This is meant to be read aloud (for the full effect). By the end of the conversation, you will understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means. This was nominated for one of the best e-mails of 1999. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so." RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. RS: "We bother?" G: "No...just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud!" G: "You're welcome."

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• Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months! • Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul butter? Both are delicious when spread. • Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one. • What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note? One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck. • A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time. The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your brother's. • Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice. • Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand? A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts. • When God made me, He asked, "Great Memory or Giant Penis?". I cant remember what I said. • Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.