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WOW!!!!!, The Great Glitterman has just posted a brand new article on other forums, Take a look at this ,greeeeaaaat stuff. 'shine on you crazy diamond!!!' The very very ALmighty and Powerful Glitterman is back, with another new article to wrap your eyes around. A few years ago when i was much less of a recluse than i am now, i only socialised with the good girls who worked in 'Mike Shopping Mall'. Not the hard sell "One T'SHIRT mister, lookin lookin" of the Plaza side, But the good brand name side. I would spend hours in there on all four floors, going from counter to counter and having fun. I was friends with about 80% of all the girls in that entire department store, and then when 'Central' opened last year,i did the same there too. Thats alot of 'good' girls that i knew, while you on the outside had to put up with "hellooo welcaaam, i go wiv yoooou" Alas many of these 'good' girls were 'goldigers' and within days of meeting me demanded that i bring western style food and drinks to their counters, such as pizza, K.F.C., ice cream, coke ect [ i never did], for them ferrang = big free A.T.M. The following is NOT a critisism it is just an observation from the many stories those girls have told me over the years, and that is that it seems a good girl will only abandon her own Thai race and be interested in a foreigner [like you lot] with MONEY in the girls mind. Therefore giving a good girl 'suspicious motives' and 'hidden agendas' turning her bad. No romance can ever work with hidden agendas. The only difference between a bad girl and a good girl is that a bad girl will go with a foreigner DIRECTLY for money. Whereas a good girl will go with a foreigner INDIRECTLY for money. Not much difference is there. It is also a case of 'supply and demand' the guy can not even get a girl to look at him back home in his own country, so he comes to Pattaya and buys the girls, rather cheaply in comparison. Together they look like 'beauty and the beast'; young Thai lady and dirty old man. Every time i ask a guy here the question; "if you had a free choice of either a beautiful Thai lady or a beautiful Western lady, what would you choose?" Their answers are always "well ofcourse, the Western lady" . This means that men see the Thai lady as a substitute for the real thing. Every time i am in these internet shops, i overhear Thai girls on the webcam speaking to her 'out of country free A.T.M. and i think to myself 'how can he be so STUPID and fall for her double talk. And then a few minuits later she says the same shit to another poor guy. Also be suspicious of any good respectable girl who has just arrived in Pattaya. Why choose Pattaya? when she could of gone to say Sri ratcha, = for fellangs money. I am not here for the thai girls, i am here purely for my bike shows, the day my bike dies is the day i go home, [dont quote me on that],i am a loner and i am always happiest in my own company. So it seems there is NO good or bad girls here in Patts, they are ALL mosquitoes [but adorable ones never the less] Money corrups, alcohol kills. I choose my very close good respectable girlfriends from Bangkok, who are not keen on Pattayas bad reputation. They are slightly better quality there. MESSAGE TO THAI GIRLS; Girls, i am sure you are fully aware of your worldwide terrible reputation, and i am sure you do not care, just as long as you have his money. You will quite happily take evey baht he has , and when it all gone, then move on to the next soft heart, like a bee collecting pollen or a butterfly. DO NOT TURN LOVE INTO A BUISSNESS!!!! In Pattaya there seems to be no shortage of foolish old men, and as the saying goes 'there is no fool like an old fool' they will buy your false love and then after will have to keep paying out for fear of losing you. Girls Your motto is 'take take take NEVER give' when was the last time you bought your man a nice gift [other than birthdays etc] =NEVER. Your body is not like the curvy venus of Western ladies, say Pam Anderson etc etc So what is it exactly you offer?...Well apart from being very 'easy' , it is CONTROLABILLITY, you can be manipulated and very easily controlled just like a dog. You are subservient, almost characterless and will do exactly what the white man commands. THIS the man can NOT get from the Western lady. Guys unless you are temporarily in love, therefore blinded , the chances are that you will agree with me, if not then its 'up to you' if you want to be dragged of to the gold shop tomorrow. You are going to split with her in the end, so why lose alot when you can lose only little. The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken. Okay who is first in line to reply from the 'Grumpy Mens Club'?....and oh look its him again, its.....................

What a wonderful, fantastic article the Great Glitterman posted on other forums recently, I thought i would allow you to view it too; The very Almighty and very powerful Glitterman is back!!!! well here is a nice BRAND NEW slice to get your dentures in. Careful though for this 'sweeney Todd' pie may leave a slight after taste. Sometimes i am asked "what football team do you support?" they often think i support Arsenal as i have red/yellow decoration on my bike. so now i will tell you; Football is the most BORING thing humans have ever invented! There is absolutely NOTHING imaginative about a bunch of men zig zagging all over a green field, occasionally kicking an inflated white plastic balloon around. I do not know about you lot but i do NOT find it at all interesting watching men in their undies running and jumping around. Now if you were to replace those men with beautiful women in bikinis then i might be tempted to watch. Why is England so OBSESSED with that plastic balloon kicking? [it may be leather, it used to be a pigs bladder]. Well the only conclusion is that for centuries England had a big history of wanting to fight wars. And when they run out of countries to fight football was invented to satisfy that hunger .[99% of ALL Pattaya beer bar fights are by intoxicated English men] Centuries ago religeon used to be the culprit of mindless violence and torture. Now we have English football hoolagins to replace that. On beaches and in parks that inflated balloon makes its ugly apearance, the only people happy with that are the ones dealing it. Everybody else nearby on the beach/park are trying to ignore it, hoping that the ball does NOT land on them and their picnic, but it always DOES. Us Royals prefer wild game hunting, pheasants etc, [although i am against fox/deer hunting]. Football has also led to fashion. In England men shave all their hair off, just so that their heads can look exactly like a football .[or because its vanishing]. Not me, i NEVER follow fashion, i have worn the James Dean/ Tony Curtis / Clint Eastwood quiff all my life. The Royal Glitterman hath spoken.

Although i pherhaps didnt agree with everything he said, i did think it made highly entertaining reading, and after all that is what this is all about. Shame he is posting on all forums but this, [and addicts],and shame on you Mods for banning him in the first place.