SamBinliner

Ha Now we move our FARTs are all on thee way to the place they call Pattaya. Now if little man come, I not know. He was last seen running with the deer on the hills of Europe with his bitch in tow. Who knos if he come to Thailand we have done our job we FREE ALL RIDEHER TROPHYS (FART) Now upto little man if he come. Yours Lovingly Super Sammy F.A.R.T

Ha Mr FF-25 You say below doghaus, is pictured below. I’m sure act will act on USA’s behalf as a neutral party and will allow you to return our trophy of The Little Man and His Bitch. Ha but he wear the hat of a FART, You see he wear two hat to show he be in two Rideher Cup Campaines You see you should tell yor STDs to look for the people in the Fart hats, See we make easy for you, but you still no have little man. Yours Sincerley Sammy Boy F.A.R.T

Are Mr Doggy you good man and fair. I agree with you, I will do if Manchester loose. See I am fair man and good also. I will dance the pole if Manchester loose and I will be good as lady love me to mutt they cry for Sam. Oh on footy note them bad Americanos they try to pinch Manchester United as well as trophy, The bad one they call Mr glazer he do, he is bad man he should stick with his Tampa bay Buckonears. He will have thee Manchester team in the big helmet and the pads like nancy boys. Sam F.A.R.T

Ha you so funny Mr FF -29 We not scare we good and rite. I think 70 virgins can not wait they like me too much and I do and the little falla is liked also. You are saying Mr FF-28 “One of Team USA’s members will make arrangements for the trophy’s safe return to the FLB Bar for the Sunday evening rules committee meeting.†Ha I say you too funny, you americanos not look after to good one years ago. Ha maybe you have thee silly head cover of thee starys and strips like below Ha but we have thee little man still. My brothers and me have been a thinking and we come up with thee ransom demand, but we not no for sure yet which one we is likeing. We are thinking. You Americanos to do thee sexy dance on the poles on the shooters bar at the bar thee call FLB. We want Mr Glen to be the lead dancer and we want to see those hips gyrate. If no hips gyrate then trophy may not come back. We want to see movement and work the pole. We want you to entertain thee ladies from FLB for at least 5 minutes and get there juicys flowing and them wanting more. Removal of clothing is optional but if you want to make thee girls scream I suggest you do. You may wear your baseball caps thee wrong way round. Or We want you to drop your trousers on thee first teeing ground before the rideher cup at thee venue, this is if you commando or no commando makes not the difference. Or To have the barfine for thee nice men from Europe and thee men from land of the kangaroos who are jumping. This maybe make men happy and return the nice trophy may come quickly. You see we are thee reasonable ones, we only do what is the right. Yours Lovingly SamBinliner and his merry farts. F.A.R.T

Ha I see you worry for my welfare Ha So many people to catch little old me Ha I am watching all the time and laugh. I no scare if I die I go to meet Mr Tom Morris Senior in Sky my faith is the stong. Oh MR FF number 29 you says the USA's FART swaters are right on the butt of Mr. SamBinliner and his FART's HA HA Only I worry when they think me Americano also and I get done by the friendly fire. I shall never wear the baseball cap wrong way round. See to clever for you “Ha†I see my brothers soon to have thee ransom thought, I will be back in the touchy HA HA F.A.R.T]

Ha Ha Mr FF29 are you sure your super trained detectives (STDs) in the land of Thai people I think maybe Taiwan they go coz stupid. You no find trophy. You no worry us, this time you no have SAS to find for you. Ha you Americans try to change the rule of golf, you still trying to get your ball through the windmill and between Mickey Mouse ears, this is what you do to golf. Is reason why captain Matt not to play this year, is he ashame to loose trophy? Ha Ha he is only one to have thee dignity HA Oh Monsieur Doggy and Mr Deucey you have made me a thinking! I respect you coz you are good guys. I wish you win I will prey. I note what you are saying I put to other FARTs. No man from Norway this time for Euros, I think they go to find the heavy water to stop the Germans make the bomb. They like FART fight for the freedom. Good luck to you brothers from Norway. F.A.R.T

Ha GLen of FF29 you not scare us. You can not bribe Mr Hilly with the fags he to strong for you, he number one player. We feel sorry for Mrs Cashcow she nice lady, but she mix with wrong peeps I think she no from USA. You think you operatives that already infiltrating LOS will get the trophy Ha Ha we see for mile away, we look for the peeps with the shirt of many colour and the baseball cap wear the wrong way just like Mr Hub, Ha We to clever. You warning to The God, Sam Bin Torrence and all his FART’s that you coming to get us and bring us to justice! “Ha†this is justice last time Mr Joopy take our trophy to bad place, he not like, Mr Joopy take to war dessert. We take man and his bitch to Scotland to thee home of the golf St Andrews here we show him good time not like you yankees. The little man on Zee Bridge across swilken burn eighteenth fairway Royal and Ancient course. Behind The Royal and Ancient Golf Club but no see as smoking to much. The Royal and Ancient Golf Club is recognized the world over (except in North America) as the governing body on the rules of golf. Ha see you try to change rules we invent is ours. The famous starter hut on first tee, where so many have done even Americanos YOU see we kind with man, you are the bad peeps F.A.R.T

HA HA Oh Glen zee FF29 why not save your trophy, Cheryl she ill so could not do but you have no excuse. Ha and that Bouncer man Rick thinking he to busy chasing Zee ladys to bother with rideher trophey. And the American Irishman he must not see HA HA to much of zee falling down water. We to clever for you me am thinking. We smuggle out of the land of Thai and got to Europe. First we was not friends with zee little man and his bitch. But as we were with heem the hole time we grew to like heem and even lov heem. We started to take heem out with us, he real good company. HE go to England Lake District He go to Hadrians Wall, thee roman wall on Scotland England border He play golf weeth us To Old Trafford zee Home of Manchester Uniteed Footyball team Yoo see wee are not animal like you think we take care of man and have good time with heem and his woman Bangkok Bobby Why you no look after nice trophy? we not understand yoo F.A.R.T

HA Yoo Americanos We laugh at you HA HA. You are thinking te RIDEHER TROPHY is a safe in goody old US of A WE are zee thee FREE ALL RIDEHER TROPHY’S (or FART for shorty) We hava little man and his woman. This is ooor leeder The Great Sam Bin Torrence. He is a god Even Mr Joop and Captain Matt coulda not help save the trophy this year WE hava the Rideher trophy and it is safe. SF Dude HA You new capitano HA, will you see the RIDEHER CUP who Knos. MY brothers who have him all fart members Wee interrogated the little man and his bitch. HA HA You ask if the RIDEHER Trophy will be there thisa year HA HA HA If Yoo Yankies not keep safe then who does know. You ask how you get back Ha I shall be in contact Ha Ha F.A.R.T