SPRING

a few years back in Singapore a fight broke out at a beer bar complex between a few locals and sailors off a US navy ship docked down the road..first it was 3 against 3,then calls were made and about 20 more locals appeared when the fight was not going thier way..now outnumbered 20 to 3 things took a very bad turn for the old salts..but what the locals were not aware of was there were 3 bars full of sailors next door,now things returned to a more favable turn for the old salts and the locals retreated after causing a little damage to the sailors and really pissing off some of the old vengful salts...a little while later one these locals involved in the altercation was walking down the street in downtown Singapore when "somebody" sneaked up behind him and stuck him in the back and kept on walking as if nothing had happened. ..

Two guys are sitting in a beer bar in Pattaya when one guys starts up a conversation ,and says I'm a sailor and weathered many a big storm he brags proudly ,what do you do for a living mate? The other guy looks at a him amused now and smiles, and says well I used to be a lumberjack.. a lumberjack! the now impressed sailor remarks,but where did you work?and why did you quit? now with downcast eyes the lumberjack says I worked in the Sahara forest,the sailor says don't you mean the sahara desert?Well thats what they call it now the lumberjack sadly says....

alrightttttttt...thats the last and only go-go bar I bar fined a girl out of last May,and I'll be there again in May,I like the girls ,the staff, and the music,and my hotel for the last three years is right around the corner as well! the pictures I viewed ,the only one I could get to come up was by clicking on the main clip ,? all the best ,spring

Hey Dave, I'll be arriving about May 1st for some well deserved R&R prior to my deployment, and I am going to attempt to vary my routine a little this time.live music,ect..instead of just kicking back in the New Star bar for hours on end with my bottle of bacardi which they keep behind the bar for me 24/7,can you guys do the same? I'm just an old sailor and get kinda quiet when I overindulge, so I'm considered harmless in high and low circles..lol I am really looking forward to this chilling out period this time! all the best,spring

Man,am I seeing a very disturbing trend here with the thai vs falang in the news and on these posts,or is this just a case of some isolated incidents being blown out of proportion?I'm an old salt now, been going to sea for the most part since 1978,and I've seen a few bar fights with the scars to match back in my younger days,but I've come to believe in Sun Tzu's book , "The Art Of War",when confronted by supieror forces,retreat,regroup and rethink your strategy,then if your intent on settling a score I believe in being insidious,that is if you really have a vengeful streak in you as I sometimes do,don't force a confrontation then and there...wait..... and then calmly...now this may sound a bit like over kill,but tell that to the poor falang who gets his ass whipped or even killed by a gang., of course this is just a poor kid from Baltimore city giving his point of view Well,I believe this forum is another nonviolent way of taking action,and I personally just read all the input from my fellow posters and then make an informed decision as to whether I should frequent any establishment or not based on my findings.I for one damm sure don't want to push my luck in a foreign land when I'm only here to have a good time,its dangerous enough on my ship,hell just last week a cable snapped and sliced the hell out my ear,just missing my eye,not to mention skydiving in May in Patttaya Well,thats my opinion anyway,hope you guys stay clear of trouble All the best, Spring

Good one,and all so very true

A farang owner of bar/resturant in Pattaya has to let one of his staff due to the low volume of business but he really hates to fire any of excellent Thailand staff and it driving him nuts Finally he decides he'll just have to decide on Fon a beautiful young Thai barmaid or Jack , the best cook hes ever had by letting the first one go who heads to the coffee machine when they both report for work that evening. Fon and Jack come to work at the same time,but Fon is the first one who heads to the coffee machine after a long night out on walking street,so now his mind if made up, he approaches Fon and tells her he has to lay her or Jack off, so Fon looks up at him with tired bloodshots eyes and says ...for gods sake just jack off . hope you enjoyed,spring

Hey Pattaya people! Getting ready to arrive in Pattaya after a two year absence, and would like to know whats up there lately? I mean like where to stay, the best bars, regular and go-go... I heard the sunview place was pretty kool, but could'nt contact them? And opening and closing times for the bars? Law concerning carrying your passport with you at all times? I have a US military ID.... I'll be there about October 10th it appears for sure...do some scuba diving, girl chasing, ect... Would really appreciate the assistence on the above quirys...CAN;T WAIT TO GET OFF THIS DAMM SHIP! all the best, sailorman "SPRING"