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The genius genie. A man walked into a bar with a paper bag. He sat down and placed the bag on the counter. The bartender asked, "What's in the bag"? The man reached into the bag and pulled out a little man about one foot high and set him on the counter. He reached back into the bag and pulled out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reached into the bag once again and pulled out a tiny piano stool, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man sat down at the piano and started playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

Qantas Pilots v. mechanics Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QUANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. (By the way Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.) P stands for the problem the pilots entered in the log. S stands for the corrective action taken by the mechanics. P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Auto