Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
Apparently Yorkshire night clubbers have started injecting ecstasy just above their front teeth.
A police spokesman commented that the dangerous practice is known as "E bah Gum"
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshire man: "Ay up lad I need to talk to thee about me cat".
Vet: "Is it a Tom" ?
Yorkshire man." nay lad I've browt it wi me"
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller