Jimmy comes home from a party ,
Mum asks " did you have fun "
Jimmy says " yes I had custard and jelly " " OH and a fuck "
Mother is shocked " you go to your room and wait till your Father gets home "
Father arives home to an somewhat irate wife ,
She says " just go and talk to that lad of yours "
Dad go's to Jimmys room " how did the party go son "
Jimmy " I had custard and jelly and a fuck
Dad grabs Jimmy and takes him to the kitchen , he pulls out the frying pan ,
Mother runs in and calls out " you can't hit him with that ?"
Dad says " hit him , hit