Merry Christmas everybodys having fun

[mbiggs 1]

Have you booked your flight to bangkok for Christmas time?

I dont fancy spending another freezing cold night

I would rather be in the beer bars

and later pay a bar fine

for a bird that will keep me active through the night

 

So here it is merry Christmas, where in Pattaya having fun

Soapy massages now, its only just begun

 

Waiting for a desperate mate to arrive?

but to get here he robbed a bank so hes inside?

Because we tried to tell him that the go go bars are best?

where the birds have got great arses and busty chests

 

So here it is merry Christmas, where in Pattaya having fun

Pissed in the beer bars now, it has only just begun

 

What are you gonna do when you find your latest barfine is a'Lady boy my son?

Ah ah

 

 

Are you going down the beer bars down in soi buakhao?

Are you? going to pay a barfine in a go go bar

Did you get a soapy massage in Sabailand

And get a good old soapy titty wank

 

So here it is merry Christmas, were in Pattaya having fun

Half empty wallets now, It's only just begun

 

Copyright 2005 Mark Biggs

[whilliam_mancon 2]

So true, oh so true!