the good old aussies

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just had this emailed to me thought i would share

 

Absolute Gold!!!

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

 

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true

story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood

tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car

park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

 

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,

 

The Man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a

few minutes

 

As a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a

fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted The horn

and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and

then Remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles

left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly

down The road.

 

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started

up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man

over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the

Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at

all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to

 

The Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

 

True story...