Proud Moments in Golf!

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As was mentioned in another thread, one of the rounds of golf I played with Doggie and others this past week had some rather "interesting" moments. Should anyone wonder, we played by and properly enforced the Red Tees Rule, i.e.- any player whose tee shot fails to get past the ladies tee had to play their next shot with their trousers around their ankles.

 

And, as Doghaus mentioned, there was an unexpected turn of events when I, a 7-handicapper, succumbed to this rule after 16 holes and numerous Asahis. In this first picture, you will note that my state of semi-dress did not hinder me in giving proper review of club selection or in visualizing the shot at hand . . . . .

 

 

 

Similarly, you will see that it is important to maintain proper balance and follow-through after impact despite having one's knickers exposed for all the world to see . . . . . .

 

 

 

This picture of Doghaus also demonstrates proper pre-shot routine as he takes a final look down his target line . . . . . .

 

[Blazer 0]

This actually looks like a great swing aid.

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This actually looks like a great swing aid.

Maybe we should start selling this on the Golf Channel or some late-night infommercial! It's at least as valuable as some of the crap that gets hawked there now!

[short 215]

Those stains are gross. You should see a doctor!

[short 215]

One more thing, you wouldn't be making bad shots if you kept your head down instead of trying to see where the ball goes.

 

 

Here's a technique for developing that skill. Take a strong string and tie it around your head. Now address the ball and tie the other end of the string to your dick. Now try a couple shots. It doesn't take long to develop the proper body motion.

Edited May 8, 2006 by short

[akoako 0]

Re:Red Tees Rule

 

Another variation is the "Dick out Rule" for the same offence of not making it past the ladies tee.