Artificial Insemination

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Artificial Insemination

 

 

 

 

Amy, a blond Texas girl from the city, marries a

Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check

on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The

artificial insemination man is coming over to

impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail

into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in

the barn. You show him where the cow is when he

gets here, okay?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while

the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks

on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along a long row of cows and when she

sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . .

right here."

 

Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just

another ditzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know

this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by

the nail over its stall," Amy explains.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

 

As she walks away, she turns her head back over

her shoulder & says to the man . "I guess it's to

hang your pants on."