Child Support Agency forms

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Child Support Agency forms

 

 

 

 

 

The following are all replies that British women have put on

Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's

details.These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check

number 11, It takes the prize.

 

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A

was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the

father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same

night.

 

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as

I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I

can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the

party if this helps.

 

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She

was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex

with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that

I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me

his phone number? Thanks.

 

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He

drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door

panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and

see if he's had it replaced.

 

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from

the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he

is Christ risen again.

 

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me

that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic

implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by

you and right by the country. Please advise.

 

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all

squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green

Jacket.

 

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up

with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

 

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at

Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

 

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I

remember for sure Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier that

evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to

the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

 

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,

after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made

you fart