worth a second trip around the track

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RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT

MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED

WITH THE LETTER 'T'.

 

EXAMPLES OF THOSE DAYS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

 

TUESDAY

 

THURSDAY

 

TODAY

 

TOMORROW

 

THANKSGIVING

 

THATURDAY

 

THUNDAY

 

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A

RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:

 

5%

SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER

 

12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE

BATHROOM

 

83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME

 

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THE

PERFECT BREAKFAST...AS A MAN SEES IT.. ...

 

YOU'RE

SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES......

 

YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF

PLAYBOY.........

 

AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF

THE MILK CARTON.

 

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WHAT'S

THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50 ?

 

NUDITY

 

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What's

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

 

ABOUT

45 LBS.

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WHAT'S

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUS BAND?

 

ABOUT

45 MINUTES

 

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WHAT'S

THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART?

 

THROUGH

HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE

 

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WHAT'S

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?

 

A

SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE,

ALONG WITH A RECIPE.

 

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WHAT'S

THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?

 

ROW,

ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT..........

 

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WHAT'S

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ! A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRY TALE

 

A

NORTHERN FAIRYTALE B EGINS 'ONCE UPON A

TIME.....'

 

AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE

BEGINS...........

 

'Y'ALL AIN' T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT.'.

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