WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

 

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted

by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple

of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very

latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and

proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and

pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you

have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied

a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the

remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good

appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'