Three labradors

[pcdodger 2]

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when

they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Lab turned to the Chocolate Lab and

said, “so why are you here?'

 

The Chocolate Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on

everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last

night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.'

 

The Yellow Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'

 

'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the Chocolate

Lab. ‘They reckon it'll calm me down.'

 

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked 'why are

you here?'

 

The Black Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up

flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig

up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a

great big hole in my owners' couch.'

 

'So what are they going to do to you?' the Yellow Lab

inquired.

 

'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected Black Lab

said.

 

The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, 'Why

are you here?'

'I'm a humper,' the Yellow Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. I'll

hump the cat, a pillow, the table, and fence posts, whatever. I want to

hump everything I see.

 

Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was

bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her

back and started hammering away'.

 

The Black and the Chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, 'so, its nuts off for you too, huh?'

 

The Yellow Lab said, 'No, I'm here to Get My Nails Clipped.