Second Opinion "Priceless"

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Subject: Priceless

 

Joe walked into a doctor's office to seek relief of a non-stop headache he

had had for 20 years.

After examining him the doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure

your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration. You have

a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,

and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve

the pressure is to remove the testicles."

 

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.

 

He had no choice but to go under the knife.

 

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first

time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

 

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a

different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a mens clothing store and thought, “That's what I need – a new suit."

 

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

 

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed,”That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

 

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

 

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a

new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed

Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."

 

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

 

"Been in the business 60 years!"

 

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How

about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

 

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let'ssee..size 36."

 

Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

 

The salesman shook his head, “You can’t wear a size 34. 34 underwear

would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you

one hell of a headache."

 

New suit = $400

New shirt = $ 36

New underwear = $ 60

 

 

 

Second opinion PRICELESS