britians tightest person

[sleazy kii 0]

is a welsh man

 

 

so tight he doesnt live with his wife and children because he cant stand his wifes spending

 

so tight He saves egg boxes to resell

 

so tight he melts down scented candles to get his money’s worth out of them

 

so tight he uses gaffer tape to hold a multitude of things together so he doesn’t have to replace them

 

so tight when making cups of tea for the camara crew he used only one tea bag

 

eg bought his daughter a dustpan and brush it broke he gaffer taped it bobs your uncle

the dustpan/brush is 14 years old

 

 

other contenders where

 

 

Ilona

 

who wears mens underpants because apprently there cheaper and last longer

 

shops just as her local supermarket is closing when they reduce everything

 

ohhhhh

and she stalks the dude with the price reduction gun in order to get bigger bargains

 

she also deliberately didn’t have central heating or hot water and bathed in a bowl of water

 

 

i had her as the winner but i was wrong

 

 

 

 

next

 

Gareth

 

 

after weeks of nagging from his wife about the house being cold he bought his wife wait for it........

a chainsaw for x mas so she could cut down wood for the fire (funny cunt)

 

He and his wife have a home-reared steak on a Saturday night, but he ensures the steak is thinly cut (hes a farmer)

 

next

Mrs Hay along with her husband who own Duns Castle in Scotland

 

 

shops in Aldi or Lidl if she’s hosting a paid event such as a wedding reception

(wonder if theres been any cancellations after hearing that )

 

 

she cuts dishwasher tablets in half(which saves her about 40 pound a year) and only puts the heating on if it’s really necessary

 

She shops at charity shops(dont forget she owns a foookin castle)

 

 

she reprimands her staff if they overfill the kettle or don’t arrange the dishes in the dishwasher to maximise space

 

i think the welshmen won just because of the fact that he could not live with his wife and she could not live with him because of him being tighter then a ducks ass

 

 

and thats all folks