how quick are you

[havefunme]

she was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.

 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."

 

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

 

A little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

[seeker]

she was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.

 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."

 

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

 

A little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

i like mine soft boiled