Grandmother of all blonde jokes

[havefunme 3]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

 

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint

a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband

leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

 

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of

paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she

if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that

she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she

wanted to do it by painting the house.

 

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it

said....

 

You'll love this...

 

 

 

 

Yep. I know you will...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

Edited August 23, 2009 by havefunme