Polish Divorce

[havefunme 3]

Stanislaus, a Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

 

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a div orce for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

 

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean. What are your relations like?

They nice, but all my relations are still in Poland.

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

 

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

 

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.

 

How do you know that?

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover"

[bigstuy 8]

good one , made me laugh out loud