Coming to the World cup please add any soccer jokes youve heard

[berettakid 26]

I see Wayne Bridge refuses to play for England whilst Terry ramains captain. Lets hope he shags Emile Heskeys missus before the summer !

 

Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said, "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me."

 

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

 

[Siam Sam 964]

I see Wayne Bridge refuses to play for England whilst Terry ramains captain. Lets hope he shags Emile Heskeys missus before the summer !

 

Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said, "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me."

 

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

 

 

555 They are the same ones I received by text message today. I guess they get around pretty quickly.