Drinking with a Michigan Girl

[bigdelta 46]

Drinking with a Michigan Girl

 

A Mexican, an Arab,

 

and a Michigan girl are

 

in the same bar.

When the Mexican

 

finishes his beer,

 

he throws his glass

 

in the air, pulls out

 

his pistol, and shoots

 

the glass to pieces.

 

He says, 'In Mexico ,

 

our glasses are so

 

cheap we don't need

 

to drink with the same one twice.'

 

The Arab, obviously

 

impressed by this,

 

drinks non-alcohol beer

 

(cuz he's a muslim!),

 

throws it into the

 

air, pulls out his

 

AK-47, and shoots

 

the glass to pieces.

 

He says, 'In the

 

Arab World, we have

 

so much sand to make

 

glasses that we don't

 

need to drink with

 

the same one twice either.'

 

The Michigan girl,

 

cool as a cucumber,

 

picks up her beer,

 

downs it in one gulp,

 

throws the glass into

 

the air, whips out her

 

45, and shoots the

 

Mexican and the Arab.

 

Catching her glass,

 

setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

 

she says,

 

'In Michigan ,

 

we have so many

 

illegal aliens that

 

we don't have to

 

drink with the same ones twice.'

 

God Bless Michigan

[Pattaya_Freak 0]

I dont get it... I know your try'n to be funny, but your not so dont hurt yourself lol.

You want a joke, here is a joke...

 

 

What's Long, Green, and smells like pork?

 

 

Kermit’s finger

Edited March 23, 2010 by Pattaya_Freak