Women are so mean...

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

A woman's revenge .. the drink ..

 

A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy around, she tells him that

she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

 

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses.

One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

 

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth,

and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

 

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.

Then he takes the lime juice.

 

T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.

 

T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

 

T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge.

 

T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

 

"It's called Blowjob revenge"

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

 

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

 

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

 

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

[Ergodyne 19]

Clever

[torrenova 644]

That's the cement mixer drink.

[bigstuy 8]

in ireland its a cement mixer too,

 

works with sherry and baileys too (underage experimentation lol)

Edited April 10, 2010 by bigstuy

[Fondles 94]

Cement mixer in OZ as well.